This year I have been a very good girl indeed, and the fairies told me I am now off your naughty list and back on the nice girl list and I can expect you to drop down my chimney with a clatter on Christmas eve with lots of goodies that are loaded on your sleigh .
So before you get your lovely red coat dirty down my sooty chimney, only to find the goodies are not really to my excessive tastes can I please leave you with this letter? I hope I am not too late Santa..please note on your arrival your glass of sherry, Harveys Bristol Cream of course, your Marks and Spencers mince pie and maybe a Ferrero Rocher will be waiting for you and Rudolph will have his annual carrot nicely chopped..watch out for the dogs though, they keep missing you every year, but they will be on alert this Christmas eve, so please be careful.
So dear Santa, my list is as follows, with photos, so you get me the right ones!..if you cant get me exactly what I want, I will accept an alternative, but pleaseeeeee nothing from Primark, thats tacky! A girl has standards you know
Number one….A nice Tiffany Bracelet
Number 2……..A Louis Vuitton hand bag…but I will happily accept a nice Marc Jacobs.
Number 3………the largest bottle of Channel number 5 you can fit in your sack, I do believe I have reached an age I can now wear it. ( you can include Brad Pitt also if you feel you want to add to my excitement….after all its ”Inevitable” !
Number 4………Harry Winston diamond ring
Number 6………An around the world ticket to take me to every country and city I want to go to….first class of course.
Number 7……….Jason Statham in my bed
Number 8 ………Jon Bon Jovi in my spare bed
Number 9……….A winning lottery ticket
Number 10…..If all the above is impossible to get ready in your Santa workshop, as I am giving you such short notice, please then dear Santa, may I have instead the following…. peace of mind, health and happiness within and for my friends and family to be happy and healthy and all their dreams and wishes to come true? If you could at least do that for me Santa, I will be forever grateful.
P.S…..Maybe you could include Shirley Bassey’s feather gown in your sack ( see last post) I can then do my Diva, Drama Queen performances perfectly with that on!……just saying