Dear Santa,
This year I have been a very good girl indeed, and the fairies told me I am now off your naughty list and back on the nice girl list and I can expect you to drop down my chimney with a clatter on Christmas eve with lots of goodies that are loaded on your sleigh .
So before you get your lovely red coat dirty down my sooty chimney, only to find the goodies are not really to my excessive tastes can I please leave you with this letter? I hope I am not too late Santa..please note on your arrival your glass of sherry, Harveys Bristol Cream of course, your Marks and Spencers mince pie and maybe a Ferrero Rocher will be waiting for you and Rudolph will have his annual carrot nicely chopped..watch out for the dogs though, they keep missing you every year, but they will be on alert this Christmas eve, so please be careful.
So dear Santa, my list is as follows, with photos, so you get me the right ones!..if you cant get me exactly what I want, I will accept an alternative, but pleaseeeeee nothing from Primark, thats tacky! A girl has standards you know 
Number one….A nice Tiffany Bracelet
Number 2……..A Louis Vuitton hand bag…but I will happily accept a nice Marc Jacobs.
Number 3………the largest bottle of Channel number 5 you can fit in your sack, I do believe I have reached an age I can now wear it. ( you can include Brad Pitt also if you feel you want to add to my excitement….after all its ”Inevitable” !
Number 4………Harry Winston diamond ring
Number 5………Botox
Number 6………An around the world ticket to take me to every country and city I want to go to….first class of course.
Number 7……….Jason Statham in my bed
Number 8 ………Jon Bon Jovi in my spare bed
Number 9……….A winning lottery ticket
Number 10…..If all the above is impossible to get ready in your Santa workshop, as I am giving you such short notice, please then dear Santa, may I have instead the following…. peace of mind, health and happiness within and for my friends and family to be happy and healthy and all their dreams and wishes to come true? If you could at least do that for me Santa, I will be forever grateful.
Much Love
Sugar x
P.S…..Maybe you could include Shirley Bassey’s feather gown in your sack ( see last post) I can then do my Diva, Drama Queen performances perfectly with that on!……just saying
Santa Baby..Kylie.
Dearest Sugarsugar,
Ho Ho holy crap! Yes my dear, ’tis true you made my nice side and deserve a glorious Christmas. But seriously??? Brad, Jason and Jon?? Why not leave something for the other good girls? Sigh, I’ll see what I can do. Any interest in a painted wooden rocking horse or a little dolly? We got a million of them in the warehouse, all the kids want iPads this year. Worth asking. See you Christmas eve!
Love,
St. Nick
P.S. Rudolph loves the carrots!
Dearest Santa, thank you so much for your prompt reply, that magical fairy dust is super speedy…can I have some of that in my stocking too? Wooden rocking horses and dollys..hmm..well Drama Queen Barbie is OK, so long as she has Ken with her. The rocking Horse won’t really match my nice new handbag, so can we leave that one off the list? As for the other good girls getting a share of my fantasy men…no way! Why Santa baby, you know I am the only really good girl this year and need my reward? I might be back on your naughty list by next Christmas! I am so glad rudolph likes his carrots, you have made me very happy now. See you Christmas Eve and please be quiet with your home how ho’s! Much Love, Ms. Sugar x
I meant ho Ho Ho can I have a spell check too please?!
Damn! I just asked for teeth!
if you cant ask Santa who can you ask?!